Only in D.C.

I'm awful. It's been a month since I've updated the blog. And now I only have about three weeks left in the District :(

However, I will do my best and keep updating until then. So for today, I am dedicating my blog post to the things that you will only see in D.C. Enjoy :)



Oh hello man with a beaver tail for hair. That's really stylish, I'm assuming you got the style right out of the pages of Vogue didn't you? Oh how I wish I could walk through the District and show off hair that looked like yours...




Apparently being circumcised is a crime. And these lovely protestors decided to make the world know that on the lawn of the Capitol on a lovely Summer's day.



This woman has been living in front of the White House for about 20 years. And there's a squirrel that lives with her. I'm gonna take a wild guess and assume that she never got laid.



Your hair is black and LIME GREEN. I mean you somewhat attempted to blend the colors together but doing that weird zig zaggy thing...BUT IT DOESNT WORK! I mean really? I'm all for expressing yourself and what not, but really? BLACK AND LIME GREEN HAIR??? I think Anna Wintour might actually shed a tear if she saw something like this.



Republican National Party, you're really cool. I'm sure you're accomplishing a lot by having these "Fire Pelosi" signs up in your offices. Real classy. But I'm a little disappointed. Where are your signs calling for the firing of Dictator Obama? Surely you have those lying around somewhere...

I'll continue to post more "Only in D.C." posts as they come to me. Hope you enjoyed these ones!