Come visit me!!

I live in Washington D.C. Which means that you should come visit me. Why?

1) Because you'll be able to stay with me for FREE
2) Everything in D.C. is free. All the Smithsonian museums. The Capitol. The Zoo. The Archives. It will seriously be one of the cheapest vacations you'll have.
3) I'll be your tour guide and take you EVERYWHERE
4) You get to see me!!

Brad came to visit me last weekend and he had a great time. Check out some of our pictures; hopefully you'll be convinced to come visit!



We'll be complete tourists and take pictures like this!



And maybe if you're lucky, you'll get to see someone protesting circumcision in front of the Capitol!



So basically, visiting me in D.C. will be the craziest, weirdest, cheapest trip you could possibly have. Do ittttttt :)